This person loves the Lord.
I have a few questions and concerns for this car.
1. Does the Lord really approve of you driving around without a license plate?
2. If there really is a Lord, can you ask him to do something about the ongoing traffic problem on the Bishop Ford/Dan Ryan please?
I don't even know this guy, but I can already tell he's the greatest.
It was a hundred degrees on the big Old Navy sign on my way out of the city this afternoon.
My mom and my aunt are paying me a whopping $40 to water their massive gardens while they are out of town. Standing outside today had to be worth at least a hundred.
I pondered this thought, as well as what our nation's independence means to me, during a break from my grueling watering pace.
I am proud to be an American, but it is really fucking hot out here.
You know that feeling you get, that creepy crawly feeling when someone is watching you? I felt it, while I was sitting there. I had chosen a seat with very bad feng shui, facing the house, with my back to the alley. I slowly turned to see who it was.
OH MY GOD!
Hello.
Has anyone ever told you you look... French?
I estimate my total exposure to the 100 degree day to be somewhere in the vicinity of three hours.
Sexy.
How I spent the rest of the evening:
The booger can walk now
Drinking the champagne of beers at this guy's house.
My friend Mike as Britney last Halloween
© beotch at
1:08 a.m.
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