You know I just realized the saddest fact- I met him a month ago tomorrow, and I think this is the longest I have actually dated someone in three years.
But he is acting like a total ass. My ET of dumpage= approx. 2 weeks. I am pretty sure that's all I can handle. I discussed it with A., my bestest Purdue friend who lives in St. Louis, and she agreed- lovey-dovey again within two weeks or he hits the highway. I have to make this clear somehow.
Anyway, dating is fucking gay. That's all I have to say. What's going to be so funny is when I get into the next relationship and remember how being in one of those is pretty gay, too.
Dude, I don't give a shit about anything anymore. I have about 700 people to go out with, and by go out with me I mean leave the house and go do something, and it has turned my brain to mush. And I fucking love it. God, may I never return to the land of over-analysis and self-reflection, ever again.
But guys are just so fucking gay.
oh my god... but I am talking to the fucking CUTEST GUY EVER. I hate it when guys are so cute but I totally like someone else. This guy is like maybe the cutest guy I have ever seen, and he's funny too. But no... I like the moody melancholy one I'm baking an apple pie for tomorrow.
I'm baking him an apple pie! He totally doesn't deserve it.
You know.... I talked to him Tuesday night... and he said "you sound concerned about Us."
and I was like... Us? What?
It was the first time I have ever been presented with the Us after going out twice. And now he's being a dick.
Anyway, here is a picture of the incredibly cute adorable fucking soo so so cute egyptian archeology guy who has been emailing me. God he is so cute, God should not make people this cute, not when I have been lying around letting my body go to pot for months, and like another guy.
© beotch at
12:29 a.m.
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